For all you Australians out there......
http://973thedawg.com/thieves-attempt-to-siphon-gas-from-a-bus-but-accidentally-suck-out-sewage/
Hehe, this adds a new meaning to the old saying/insult: "Suck Shit", don't it.
I can hear it now: "Geez, mate, I know that siphoning can leave a nasty taste in yer mouth, but fair flamin' dinkum, this petrol tastes like crap."
It also takes 'recycling' to a whole new level.
Australian buses [and cars] don't run on gasoline.....we use petrol.
It's similar....except our 'standard' is more like US 'premium'.
US 'standard' is lower octane than what these gits were sucking....
....and more than likely it was a diesel bus, anyway...
This one is pretty good too. OUCH!
http://973thedawg.com/man-shoplifts-a-python-by-sticking-it-down-his-pants/